Butt Measurements
Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really
big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!
The woman chose to ignore her husbands comments
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little
frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie?
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