The Soldier & The Nun
The Soldier & The Nun
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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, 'Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked,'Sister have youseen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the military police ran off, The soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said she understood completely. The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.'
The nun replied, ' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls & ..... I don't want to go to Iraq either.
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