Sex After Death. For those who believe in reincarnation

[Gugi47]

A couple made a deal that whomever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no after life.

After a long life together, the husband was the first
to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
"Connie ...Connie.":

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
a gain. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch
some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
a ll over again."

"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."