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Old 08-06-2008, 10:25 PM
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife
felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down
past the small of her back.

He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over
one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the
side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in
between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of
her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly
stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice,
'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

'I found the remote,' he said.
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